please, please make that dirty picture freeze.

expertcosmotips:

when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.

(via cuddlebeans)

shantsarentpants:

This girl left her birthday event open to the public. 

1) Invite yourself

2) Invite everyone on your friends list

3)???

4) PROFITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

http://www.facebook.com/events/308340735917712

Seriously, do it. 

Reasons why I love Gary.

martymikalski:

SIRI

WHERE

IS

MY

SUPER

SUIT

(via coulsens)

(Source: littlemissbones)